| 29 January 2020 |
Current Column: Adventures in the Great Valley |
| 15 January 2020 |
The Little Resolution That Could |
| 8 January 2020 |
Miscellaneous Important Stuff |
| 18 December 2019 |
Dear Santa (the One for Oldies) |
| 4 December 2019 |
'Tis the Season to be the Boss |
| 27 November 2019 |
We Have Old Birthdays. Why? |
| 20 November 2019 |
It's Not Nice to Fool a Geezer |
| 6 November 2019 |
T-Shirt Memories Come to Life |
| 30 October 2019 |
Advertising Pays? You Betcha! |
| 23 October 2019 |
A Few of My Favorite Things |
| 9 October 2019 |
The Party's Over... HURRAY! |
| 25 September 2019 |
Button, Button, Who's Got the Button? |
| 18 September 2019 |
Laughter is a Geezer Super Skill |
| 11 September 2019 |
Old People: Our Turn for Discrimination |
| 4 September 2019 |
The Art of Grooming Grover |
| 28 August 2019 |
Happy Birthday to Mom |
| 21 August 2019 |
My Nurse is From Mars |
| 14 August 2019 |
Fall Down, Go Boom |
| 24 July 2019 |
When a Pile of Stuff is a Plan |
| 17 July 2019 |
2019's Christmas in July |
| 19 June 2019 |
When Weeds Make Your Day |
| 12 June 2019 |
The Ford F-150 Has to Stay Alive |
| 29 May 2019 |
Got Them Water Heater Blues... |
| 22 May 2019 |
Your Grandchildren Are the Best |
| 15 May 2019 |
Tails Wagging the Dogs; and It’s Us |
| 8 May 2019 |
Dis Mud Be Da Blossumb Dime |
| 1 May 2019 |
I Can! Oh Sure I Can. I Can? |
| 18 April 2019 |
Long in the Tooth and Cash Poor |
| 10 April 2019 |
10-4 Good Buddy |
| 3 April 2019 |
Toot, Beep, Honk, and BOOWAH!! |
| 20 March 2019 |
The Trouble With Adulting |
| 13 March 2019 |
We Can't Live Without Our Music |
| 6 March 2019 |
The Learning Season |
| 27 February 2019 |
Don't Let Them Get You Down |
| 20 February 2019 |
Cheater, Cheater, Cracker-Eater |
| 13 February 2019 |
What's to Love About February? |
| 6 February 2019 |
Hire a Geezer, But Not Me |
| 30 January 2019 |
Let's Design a Geezer Tribe Home |
| 23 January 2019 |
Cherish What You Learn From Family |
| 16 January 2019 |
Trusting Those Gut Feelings |
| 9 January 2019 |
Nesting Habits of the Common Geezer |
| 2 January 2019 |
You Can't Kick the Resolution Habit |
| 19 December 2018 |
Our Grandparents Should See Us Now |
| 12 December 2018 |
Holiday Décor for Geezers |
| 5 December 2018 |
Ode to Greeting Cards & Snail Mail |
| 28 November 2018 |
The Christmas Conundrum |
| 21 November 2018 |
Food is Good for What Ails You |
| 14 November 2018 |
We Should All Have Soap Breath |
| 7 November 2018 |
Multitasking is Not for Geezers |
| 31 October 2018 |
Trick or Treat, Smell My Feet? |
| 24 October 2018 |
Good... Bad... It’s the Little Things |
| 17 October 2018 |
So Long, Sears, and So Much More |
| 10 October 2018 |
We're the Not So Easy Riders |
| 3 October 2018 |
Is It Time We Acted Our Age? Nope. |
| 26 September 2018 |
The Straight Stuff on Bee's Knees |
| 19 September 2018 |
We Own "The Gift of Gab" |
| 5 September 2018 |
When Your "Kid" Lives Next Door |
| 29 August 2018 |
The Dog Days of Summer Sink In |
| 22 August 2018 |
Geezer Money is the Best Money |
| 8 August 2018 |
Geezers vs. Remote-Controlled Stuff |
| 1 August 2018 |
The Never-Ending Compost Story |
| 25 July 2018 |
Where is the Box We Think Out Of? |
| 18 July 2018 |
Sometimes We Just Have to Laugh |
| 11 July 2018 |
We’re Helping to Save the Planet |
| 4 July 2018 |
Oh, For the Games We Once Played |
| 27 June 2018 |
Buck Up, Geezer Pals |
| 20 June 2018 |
We Need Summer Snacks and Naps |
| 13 June 2018 |
We’ve Already Found the Fountain of Youth |
| 6 June 2018 |
Why Do We Need More Digits? |
| 30 May 2018 |
When Old Folks Go to Fussin' and a-Fightin' |
| 23 May 2018 |
Keeping Track of Father Time |
| 16 May 2018 |
The Case of Runaway Canine |
| 9 May 2018 |
Cleanliness is (Not Always) Next to Godliness |
| 2 May 2018 |
How to Win at the Waiting Game |
| 25 April 2018 |
Shopping Should be a Tribal Sport |
| 18 April 2018 |
Be Nice, You're in Oregon |
| 11 April 2018 |
Storage Units... The American Way |
| 4 April 2018 |
Who is that Person in the Mirror? |
| 28 March 2018 |
I Think We Are In Prime Time |
| 21 March 2018 |
If It Breaks... You're Broke |
| 14 March 2018 |
I Can See You Now |
| 7 March 2018 |
There's an Epidemic of Geezer Fever! |
| 28 February 2018 |
What If I Don't Like Mom's place? |
| 21 February 2018 |
Senior Olympics Are Us |
| 14 February 2018 |
Casa Shaffer Home for Geezers |
| 7 February 2018 |
Getting Those Rumors Straight |
| 31 January 2018 |
Winning: We Do It Every Day |
| 24 January 2018 |
Alarming? Not This Work Day |
| 17 January 2018 |
When the Ants Leave Your Pants |
| 10 January 2018 |
My Nurse Wears Suspenders |
| 15 November 2017 |
Thanksgiving is Our Very Best Holiday |
| 8 November 2017 |
Why Nettie is a Better Writer Than Me |
| 1 November 2017 |
Permission to be Yourself: Granted |
| 25 October 2017 |
God Loves a Healthy Geezer |
| 18 October 2017 |
"The Sky is Falling!" et al |
| 11 October 2017 |
Do You Poop Enough? |
| 27 September 2017 |
New Study Says Age Causes “Stuff” |
| 20 September 2017 |
Without Sticky Bits, We'd Be Lost |
| 13 September 2017 |
In Honor of the Storytellers |
| 6 September 2017 |
Maybe I Need Some Chickens |
| 30 August 2017 |
The Joy of Our Colored Pictures |
| 23 August 2017 |
Flash! We're Keeping News Alive |
| 16 August 2017 |
The Treats are Already Tricky |
| 9 August 2017 |
Our Chef for Today Has Just Retired |
| 2 August 2017 |
The Search for Evardus Bogardus |
| 27 July 2017 |
The Trouble with Travelbugitis |
| 19 July 2017 |
We Need Our Own Summer Camp
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| 12 July 2017 |
How We Got the Skin We're in
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| 5 July 2017 |
Digging to China: the Real Story |
| 28 June 2017 |
You Dirty Rat |
| 21 June 2017 |
I Need a Job That Pays in Nickels |
| 14 June 2017 |
Why Must We Have 3rd Cousins? |
| 7 June 2017 |
We Need Our Own Office Hours
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| 31 May 2017 |
Paranormal Parking Syndrome
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| 24 May 2017 |
I Can't Find the "Planting Season" |
| 17 May 2017 |
Words About Our Words |
| 10 May 2017 |
Sick Pets and Funny People
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| 3 May 2017 |
A Penny Saved Costs $83.54 |
| 25 April 2017 |
Our Children Should Have to Laugh |
| 17 April 2017 |
Rites of Passage |